Pac Man / Donkey Kong / Space Invaders

May 14, 2009 at 9:52 am (Toys, Under $50)

I grew up on these games, much like your parents did. Except they probably played better than i did. I have an especially morbid fascination with Donkey Kong, PacMan and Space Invaders toys.


Any drinking glasses or mugs to pour alcohol into works too, especially if it’s vintage.



Donkey Kong Jenga – $25 Barnes and Noble stores, usually Urban Outfitter stores and for right under $20, shipping included.

eBay search of DK/PM/SI Mugs
Price: $Cheap

eBay search of DK/PM/SI Glasses:
Price: $Cheap


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Karyu’s ESP Guitar

November 16, 2008 at 11:17 am ($Expensive!)

Karyu, guitarist for Japanese rock band D’espairs Ray, finally has a signature edition guitar from my favorite company, ESP. I saw it when they toured the U.S. a year ago and fell in love with it. It was custom built meaning if i wanted it, i’d have to spend somewhere around $6,000 to one built for me.

Now that ESP has formally released an exact copy of his guitar for everyone to purchase, it will only cost me 588,000 Yen, or approximately $6,000.


Sometimes winning is really losing in disguise.

$588,000 Yen, $6,000 USD / ESP Guitars Japan

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Skin Graft Holster

November 7, 2008 at 9:29 am (>$100, Clothing)

I love holsters and ever since Heather and Ted got these, i’ve been wanting one even more.

I’d love to have one- i’d put a miniature holster inside it and in that would be a smaller one and then one even smaller. Inside that one would be a little fly holding a a pint-sized gun that would then rob you and fly away.

Skin Graft Holster

Skin Graft Holster

$130 / Color: Brown

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Orangacoo Monkey Clock

July 14, 2008 at 10:44 am (Uncategorized)

Birds are Dumb. Monkeys are better.  And more obnoxious.

The time is half past a bananna a and a quarter til taking a dump on your lawn.

Price: None yet. / Perpetual Kid

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Stencil Me This

June 16, 2008 at 11:31 am (>$100, Bedroom, Living Room)

Beautiful stencil from urban artist, Kenji, AKA KnGee. This thing sure has a purty mouth.

Price: About $250-$300 /

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Watch This

June 8, 2008 at 1:18 pm (>$100, Electronics)

I don’t really use a watch to tell time since I use my cell like everyone else. I probably would If i had this watch from Diesel. (Really, I wouldn’t but it would still look cool around my wrist anway)

$170 / Diesel

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June 7, 2008 at 10:13 am ($Expensive!, >$100, Toys)

In my opinion (and that’s what really counts, right?), Hellraiser by Clive Barker ranks as one of the most stylish horror movies ever made. The most famous star aside from Pinhead was the Lemarchand Configuration, or The Box. Open the box and you’ll be rewarded with all your filthy little desires. You also get screwed too. Big time. But isn’t that what life is all about?

Handmade from etched brass and mahogany wood.

The box itself is partially automated and it quite impressive to see in action. You can view the video of it being opened here.

399 Euros or $630 USD /

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Butt Station

May 12, 2008 at 9:29 am (Toys, Under $50)

Yes that’s what it’s officially called and no, i didn’t name it. If <i>I</i> did, it would be the “Kinky Sex-Toy Pretend Station Time Monitor” (In honor of bad Engrish).

Your life may be in shambles but at least your paperclips won’t be. That’s how the world works, you see.

$20 / Urban Outfitters


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NES Coffee Table Controller

May 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm (No Price / Custom Built, Toys)

The best way not to lose something is to blow it up 100 times in size and make it into a coffee table.

Somebody with a lot of time on their hands and a wild imagination (marijuana) came up with this nifty item- a fully working NES game controller that functions as a coffee table.

Check a video of the coffee table in action:

$ No Price /

P.S. – If you can’t get the table, i’ll gladly take the girl instead.

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My New Ride (Is Not Your Mother)

May 1, 2008 at 7:16 am ($Expensive!)

I’ve always wanted a BMW M1 ever since i saw one when i was little back in the 80’s. In honor of its 30th anniversary, the Germans have released an updated concept version of it… the M1. Original, i know.

The color, “Liquid Orange” was custom designed for the car. Overall, i’d like to stick a giant popsicle stick up its rear end and lick it for hours.

That’s what she said.

Price: $ You Can’t Afford It /

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