KUKU Alarm Clock

March 24, 2006 at 12:28 pm (Bedroom, Living Room, Toys)

KUKU Alarm Clock

What better way to wake up in the morning than to listen to the inane sounds of a rooster crowing? Waking up to the sounds of roosters crowing and laying eggs. Put all 5 of the little eggs back into the rooster to shut him up. Drop one on the floor under the bed and you’re fucked- the only way to stop him now is to hurl him at your wall.

Gimme one sunny side up, please.

$29.95 LeFutur

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A Week – No, a Month – Fuck, Gimme a Year at the G Hotel

March 24, 2006 at 6:56 am (>$250, Special)

The G HotelWhile the name couldn’t be more minimalist, The G‘s decor is anything but. This five-star hotel in Galway on Ireland’s Atlantic coast opened at the end of last year, with its flamboyant rooms designed by milliner Philip Treacy. While the exterior is nothing to write home about, Treacy’s move from headgear to hotel interiors is definitely eye-catching. In particular, the creamy Grand Salon, which is lit by 300 of Tom Dixon’s mirror balls, and Gerry’s Bar, signified by a neon sign that reads “This Must Be The Place”.

Click here to see more photos the Grand Salon suite.

Wow. Candylicious.

 

$440/Nite Galway Hotel

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His/Hers Key Holder

March 20, 2006 at 10:46 am (Bedroom, Living Room)

His/Hers Key HolderLord, I’ll let you insert your own jokes here.

$25 for His or Hers Key Holder Uncommon Goods

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Wine Bottle-Bottle Holder

March 20, 2006 at 10:41 am (Kitchen)

Why let your table do all the work? Let your chummy wine valet hold your expensive 2006 vintage $5 Cab to impress all your guests with.

$60  Uncommon Goods

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iPod Tin Case

March 20, 2006 at 9:47 am (Electronics)

Custom designed ltd edition cases hold your iPod safely while you try to jam the damn thing into your back pocket. I want the whole line- one for each pocket.

$16.95 The Tin Pod

It’s Mine, thanks to the ever lovely Marissa! And yes, that is a rabbit in my pocket, thank you.

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Lumens Candle Holder

March 10, 2006 at 2:48 pm (Bedroom, Living Room)

Drop a candle in, place on a shelf or near something flammable like a curtain and turn out the lights. Watch the pretty shadows projected right before the curtain catches fire.

$38  Elsewares

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Baldwin-Motion Camaro

March 10, 2006 at 1:58 pm ($Expensive!)

Custom built with a limited run of about 12 cars. Choose the one with the 1,000 hp option if you don’t mind. Thanks.

$100,000 and Up Baldwin-Motion

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Cat-A-Pult Cat Flipper

March 10, 2006 at 10:34 am (Toys)

Launch these furry little felines through the air to the shock and horror of your real cats as they wonder if they are next.

They are.

$4.49 Perpetual Kid

Got it. My cats have been very leary of me lately.

Ever gone to Catholic School and remember how much fun (sic) it was? Try Nun Chuck instead.

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Grab-O-Matic Candy Grabber

March 10, 2006 at 10:24 am (Electronics, Toys)

Just like in the arcades, except a few hundred pounds lighter. Unlike the arcades though, if you still can’t manage to dangle your rod exactly right, just tip this bastard upside down and collect all the goodies your heart desires.

$34.99 Perpetual Kid

It’s Mine! Thank you Bri & Brent! Can’t wait to load this thing up with chocolate salty balls. 🙂

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Screeching Monkey Alarm Clock

March 10, 2006 at 10:18 am (Bedroom, Electronics, Living Room, Toys)

There’s nothing more satisfying than waking up to the sound of a screeching monkey… except waking up to find a baboon trying to have sex with you. But I’ll let you make that call.

Bananas anyone?

$15.99 Perpetual Kid

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