What better way to wake up in the morning than to listen to the inane sounds of a rooster crowing? Waking up to the sounds of roosters crowing and laying eggs. Put all 5 of the little eggs back into the rooster to shut him up. Drop one on the floor under the bed and you’re fucked- the only way to stop him now is to hurl him at your wall.
While the name couldn’t be more minimalist, The G‘s decor is anything but. This five-star hotel in Galway on Ireland’s Atlantic coast opened at the end of last year, with its flamboyant rooms designed by milliner Philip Treacy. While the exterior is nothing to write home about, Treacy’s move from headgear to hotel interiors is definitely eye-catching. In particular, the creamy Grand Salon, which is lit by 300 of Tom Dixon’s mirror balls, and Gerry’s Bar, signified by a neon sign that reads “This Must Be The Place”.
$440/Nite Galway Hotel
$25 for His or Hers Key Holder Uncommon Goods
Why let your table do all the work? Let your chummy wine valet hold your expensive 2006 vintage $5 Cab to impress all your guests with.
$60 Uncommon Goods
Custom designed ltd edition cases hold your iPod safely while you try to jam the damn thing into your back pocket. I want the whole line- one for each pocket.
$16.95 The Tin Pod
It’s Mine, thanks to the ever lovely Marissa! And yes, that is a rabbit in my pocket, thank you.
Drop a candle in, place on a shelf or near something flammable like a curtain and turn out the lights. Watch the pretty shadows projected right before the curtain catches fire.
Custom built with a limited run of about 12 cars. Choose the one with the 1,000 hp option if you don’t mind. Thanks.
$100,000 and Up Baldwin-Motion
Launch these furry little felines through the air to the shock and horror of your real cats as they wonder if they are next.
$4.49 Perpetual Kid
Got it. My cats have been very leary of me lately.
Ever gone to Catholic School and remember how much fun (sic) it was? Try Nun Chuck instead.
Just like in the arcades, except a few hundred pounds lighter. Unlike the arcades though, if you still can’t manage to dangle your rod exactly right, just tip this bastard upside down and collect all the goodies your heart desires.
$34.99 Perpetual Kid
It’s Mine! Thank you Bri & Brent! Can’t wait to load this thing up with chocolate salty balls. 🙂
$15.99 Perpetual Kid