Weltron 2005/2007 Record Player with Cassette/8-Track

April 20, 2006 at 2:28 pm (Furnishings)

Weltron 2005/2007

In the future, aliens will be buzzing overhead listening to our collection of Duran Duran and Billy Joel albums on this thing.

They’ll still think it sucks.

$100-500, Ebay

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JVC Videosphere

April 20, 2006 at 1:45 pm (Electronics, Furnishings)

JVC Videosphere

Inspired by the helmets that astronauts wore during space missions, the Videosphere made watching 70’s porn even cooler.  (70’s porn was already cool)

John Holmes on your parent’s blocky fake woodgrained 30″ set with 2 foot rabbit ears? No way! John Holmes poking out from your state of the art Videosphere? Now that’s just plain far out, man.

Now pass the doobie.

$50-300 Ebay

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Tetris Kitchen Clock/Timer

April 20, 2006 at 1:24 pm (Bedroom, Electronics, Kitchen, Toys)

Tetris Kitchen Clock/Timer

Who says you can’t play with your food? Time that creme brulee with this countdown timer. Or put the clock in Tetris Mode and turn it upside down. Cubes will rain down from the sky collecting at the bottom. When the screen is completely full, your brulee is done. You win!
Unfortunately, you’ve also lost since the goal of Tetris is to not fill up the screen.

Dumbass.

5,254 Yen/ $44  Amandana

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Exploding Chocolate Bomb

April 20, 2006 at 11:38 am (Food, Toys)

Exploding Chocolate Bomb Yes, you heard right. Light the wick on this thing, stand way the hell back and in a few seconds, wait for loud bang. You and your friends will be immediately rewarded with flying debris in the form of chocolate shrapnel. Got something lodged in your eye? It’s only chocolate, silly. Quit being a baby and fish it out- and right into your mouth. Injury never tasted so delicious. Due to export laws, this bomb can’t be mailed outside of the UK- it’s a wonder that it can even be shipped in the UK. If they ever come out with exploding chocolate salty balls, i’ll fly to England myself to pick them up.

$140 Bucks Chocolate Trading Company

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DOC Convertable Sofa Bed

April 13, 2006 at 10:47 am (Furnishings)

DOC Convertable Sofa Bed

Quit being so lazy and get your ass off the couch- and right into bed.

After you’re done watching Season 5 of Baywatch, flip the underside of your couch upwards to turn it into a funky orange bunk bed. Your friends will think they are stoned when they see it. You will too, but that’s because you are stoned.

Price? Probably cheaper buying a small car instead. Clie\Bon Bon

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Mantra Bed

April 12, 2006 at 12:09 pm (Bedroom, Furnishings)

Mantra Bed

Italian-designed bed based on the principles of Feng Shui where something curves, right angles, mirrors, space, da da and etc etc goes on to create some sort or reaction that will soothe you. Or make you think you’re soothed.

Regardless, redo the top in reds with subtle orange and blacks and i’m on top of it.

$5,400, Europe By Net

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Bolba Suspensione

April 12, 2006 at 12:00 pm (Bedroom, Electronics, Furnishings)

Ono LuceBolba Suspensione

Italian made lamp designed to cast multicored shadows off the walls when lit.

I tend to bump into walls when i’m lit.

Price? It’s Italian, meaning “unaffordable”. Ono Luce

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Muller Bar… Thing

April 11, 2006 at 12:14 pm (Bar, Furnishings, Kitchen)

Muller Bar... Thing

No it’s not a refrigerator- it’s just an excuse to spend a whole ton of money needlessly. A stunning way to store your booze before you go get drunk and end up smashing through the coffee table. Hopefully it won’t be any table from Muller.

Be sure to check out their complete line of furniture.

Price? Forget that too. Muller

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More Muller Madness

April 11, 2006 at 12:06 pm (Bar, Furnishings, Kitchen)

More Muller Madness

German furniture team Muller makes some delicious furniture. Stainless steal, powder coat finishes… Who needs sex when you have stuff like this?

Price? It’s not like anyone’s going to afford it. Muller

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