Ah, just like the coffee table your grandparents used to own… back at The Mothership.
This table is perfect for your morning coffee.
Or the occasional anal probing.
The favorite bunny you just don’t fuck with from Donnie Darko is back! This time he’s taller and says all your favorite phrases like “Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”, “I can do anything i want. So can you.” and “Me love you long time.” Ok, one of those phrases may not actually be included. I’ll find out once someone gets this for me.
$29.99 Panik’s Toy Box or your local Spencer’s.
It’s Mine, thanks to Miss Heather and Deacon Ted. Bless you all.
I’ve got your nuts- right in my bowl. I dare you to grab ’em.
You know you want to.
$40 (Can’t World Market carry something like this for $12? C’mon now) Sprout Home
Update: Target actually carries something very similar to this- in fire engine red with white accents- made in Italy and way cooler. Price? $12
Grow flowers the easy way- buy a set of these cups and saucers. Water them with a nice shot of double espresso while you are at it.
$11.50 per cup/saucer/Rip Off (Or just go to the thrift store and paint a set yourself) Sprout Home