Key Bottle Opener

November 21, 2006 at 12:51 pm (Already Purchased, Bar, Kitchen, Under $50)


Key Bottle Opener

The key to my happiness (drunken stupor) is this little doohickey. Yeah yeah, i know i said “doohickey”.

$9.99 / Perpetual Kid

<Purchased> I wish all keys could open bottles of booze.

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Swear Bear

November 8, 2006 at 1:37 pm (Under $50)


Swear Bear

From the website:

This bear needs his mouth washed out with soap! He looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says “Eat sh*t and die, mother f*cker”, “Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself”, “Hey D*ckhead, what’re you, some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?”, and more. He isn’t appropriate for children, but you know the value of a swear word or two.”

All children deserves a teddy bear that hates them, myself included.

$17.99 / EntertainmentEarth.com

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