The Germans gave us Volkswagens, David Hasselhoff and now, Cheeseburgers in a can. Peel off the top and pull out a delicious mass of bread, meat, lettuce, tomatoes and cheese- all squeezed and compressed into the shape of a small cylindrical can.
I imagine that the burger pictured is the inspiration for the idea and not the actual product. The end product probably resembles a tightly shaped mass of Spam that tastes surprisingly, like David Hasselhoff.
I’ve got a case on order.
3,95 Euro/ $6 /Gizmodo
Nothing gets me in the mood faster than seeing a tray full of Pac Man cupcakes.
For fun, put a marble in one prior to baking- the person that finds it wins a dollar!
$10? / Toplessrobot
Sakito plays guitar for a Japanese band called Nightmare. While they aren’t the best band in the world, his guitar, a custom designed ESP, sizzles like your hand on a frying pan.
$2,000+ / ESP Japan Custom Shop
These are custom made Ouija boards for calling up spirits from the neitherworld. Not regular spirit bums but fancy spirits that roam the world in tuxedos and party gowns attending high society events.
Carrie Ann Baade, Ladies Traveling Talking Board c.1900 , 3″ x 14″ x 12″, Media: wood, bronze, glass, 18k gold leaf
Click link for photos of more handmade Ouija boards.
Stoupakis: $5,000 / Baade: $3690 / Copronason
A custom built microphone in the form of a wearable ring. Impress your DJ friends by plugging hooking the PA into this and rapping the latest Jay-Z. Leave a mic-sized dent in the forehead of anyone who disses your mad skillz.
$125 / Etsy.com
That look of evil in your eyes isn’t pure evil- it’s only Hello Kitty. Creep out your friends and neighbors with these disturbing contacts.
Price Unknown / Kittyhell
Kewpie dolls are cute, but partially autopsied Kewpies are just adorable. This one comes from Japan where little children are told by their parents that that’s what will happen to them if they don’t finish their cabbage and kimchee soup.
$6.00 / Strapyaworld
Cookin’ meth was never very easy. You had to mix the fertilizer with the Sudafed, add the ammonia and bleach, stir, let it sit, stir some more, add the Draino…
Now it’s a snap with the Hello Kitty Microwave. Pile your junk in a plastic bowl, hit the Reheat button and in a few minutes, everything is cooked and ready for refinement. Easy!
Price: Unknown / blog.thisnext.com
The best gift to give your brother’s kids is the one that resembles a live weapon. It’s especially funny to watch them point it to their heads and pull the trigger with glee.
Stuff like that is why i’m so normal now.
$30 / No-daya
The colors are pretty and they’re all dots. Reminds me of Skittles.
$35 / MoMa Store