Butt Station

May 12, 2008 at 9:29 am (Toys, Under $50)

Yes that’s what it’s officially called and no, i didn’t name it. If <i>I</i> did, it would be the “Kinky Sex-Toy Pretend Station Time Monitor” (In honor of bad Engrish).

Your life may be in shambles but at least your paperclips won’t be. That’s how the world works, you see.

$20 / Urban Outfitters



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NES Coffee Table Controller

May 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm (No Price / Custom Built, Toys)

The best way not to lose something is to blow it up 100 times in size and make it into a coffee table.

Somebody with a lot of time on their hands and a wild imagination (marijuana) came up with this nifty item- a fully working NES game controller that functions as a coffee table.

Check a video of the coffee table in action:

$ No Price / ultra-awesome.blogspot.com

P.S. – If you can’t get the table, i’ll gladly take the girl instead.

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My New Ride (Is Not Your Mother)

May 1, 2008 at 7:16 am ($Expensive!)

I’ve always wanted a BMW M1 ever since i saw one when i was little back in the 80’s. In honor of its 30th anniversary, the Germans have released an updated concept version of it… the M1. Original, i know.

The color, “Liquid Orange” was custom designed for the car. Overall, i’d like to stick a giant popsicle stick up its rear end and lick it for hours.

That’s what she said.

Price: $ You Can’t Afford It / dvice.com

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