I don’t really use a watch to tell time since I use my cell like everyone else. I probably would If i had this watch from Diesel. (Really, I wouldn’t but it would still look cool around my wrist anway)
$170 / Diesel
I really should just write everything starting with an “i” so i can be as iCool iAs iApple… but i won’t.
Lasonic, one of the many companies responsible for the classic ghetto style boombox is gettin’ all futuristic and shizit with their iPod boombox, the i931.
Works just like the original, including the massive 10 D-Cell batteries required to run this bad boy. If the weight of it doesn’t kill you while walking down the street, a thug will as he robs you of yo blaster.
You go girl.
$220 / Urban Outfitters
Bought. I’m Pimp.
A custom built microphone in the form of a wearable ring. Impress your DJ friends by plugging hooking the PA into this and rapping the latest Jay-Z. Leave a mic-sized dent in the forehead of anyone who disses your mad skillz.
$125 / Etsy.com
This little bastard sits patiently on your bedside table waiting for you to wake up. Snooze once and it will cut you a break… snooze again and it goes bezerk jumping off your table while bumping into all your furniture with high-pitched shrieks.
You either have to get your ass out of bed and find it in order to turn it off or wait till it discovers a way to push your bookshelf on top of your head.
I couldn’t come up with something witty about this one so you’ll just have to think of something asinine yourself.
It’s an LED alarm clock housed in a TV that’s programmed using the remote.
21,000 Yen / Cataloger.jp
Designed to give the illusion of lit balls hovering in mid air. Some people dream of that and looks like someone finally made it a reality.
$249 and Up / Unicahome
But hey, at least you’ll hear it coming with that country music station blaring away.
$12 / Plastica
Mix and match the cubes to change the fabric of time itself. Just remember that when you are 5 hours late for work.
The watch was originally commissioned by Stanley Kubrick in 1966 for inclusion in the movie, 2001: A Space Odyssey. 40 years later, the same watchmaker, Hamilton, decides to get off their lazy asses and reissue this thing. Ironically (not really), only 2001 are going to be made.
I just like it because if i happen to back hand someone in the face during a bar fight, i know i’ll be taking some teeth with it.
$1195 / Hamilton Watches
Inspired by the helmets that astronauts wore during space missions, the Videosphere made watching 70’s porn even cooler. (70’s porn was already cool)
John Holmes on your parent’s blocky fake woodgrained 30″ set with 2 foot rabbit ears? No way! John Holmes poking out from your state of the art Videosphere? Now that’s just plain far out, man.
Now pass the doobie.