Karyu’s ESP Guitar

November 16, 2008 at 11:17 am ($Expensive!)

Karyu, guitarist for Japanese rock band D’espairs Ray, finally has a signature edition guitar from my favorite company, ESP. I saw it when they toured the U.S. a year ago and fell in love with it. It was custom built meaning if i wanted it, i’d have to spend somewhere around $6,000 to one built for me.

Now that ESP has formally released an exact copy of his guitar for everyone to purchase, it will only cost me 588,000 Yen, or approximately $6,000.


Sometimes winning is really losing in disguise.

$588,000 Yen, $6,000 USD / ESP Guitars Japan


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June 7, 2008 at 10:13 am ($Expensive!, >$100, Toys)

In my opinion (and that’s what really counts, right?), Hellraiser by Clive Barker ranks as one of the most stylish horror movies ever made. The most famous star aside from Pinhead was the Lemarchand Configuration, or The Box. Open the box and you’ll be rewarded with all your filthy little desires. You also get screwed too. Big time. But isn’t that what life is all about?

Handmade from etched brass and mahogany wood.

The box itself is partially automated and it quite impressive to see in action. You can view the video of it being opened here.

399 Euros or $630 USD / hellraiserbox.net

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My New Ride (Is Not Your Mother)

May 1, 2008 at 7:16 am ($Expensive!)

I’ve always wanted a BMW M1 ever since i saw one when i was little back in the 80’s. In honor of its 30th anniversary, the Germans have released an updated concept version of it… the M1. Original, i know.

The color, “Liquid Orange” was custom designed for the car. Overall, i’d like to stick a giant popsicle stick up its rear end and lick it for hours.

That’s what she said.

Price: $ You Can’t Afford It / dvice.com

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Rich and Crazy

April 10, 2008 at 1:47 pm ($Expensive!, >$100, Not For Sale)

Mix designer Diddo Velema, some gas masks and a lot of alone time and you come out with these things. Made with diamonds, gold and other fancy materials, you’ll still manage to scare your friends- even while kind of looking like a sissy in the process. Blame Gucci and Luis Vitton for this stuff.



$Unknown / dvice.com

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Teddy Lamp

February 26, 2008 at 12:29 pm ($Expensive!, Bedroom, Lighting, Toys)

He’s cute, cuddly and will end up setting your bed ablaze if you try to sleep with him. Another fine idea from SUCK UK.

Guess where the on/off switch is?

Teddy Lamp

$ Price Uknown / SUCK UK

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Bio Mechanical Skull

February 18, 2008 at 3:56 pm ($Expensive!, Bedroom, Decorations, Living Room)

I’ve been obsessed with bio mechanical robots ever since H.R. Giger and the Richard Stanley movie, Hardware. (Notice the similarity on the movie poster)

Coldly evocative yet almost sensual in its bronze metallic stare. Beautiful beautiful. Hand made by artist Christopher Conte. See his site for more otherworldly biomechanics.




$ Price Unknown /  Christopher Conte

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ESP Custom Sakito Guitar

January 25, 2008 at 3:44 pm ($Expensive!, >$250, Uncategorized)

 Sakito plays guitar for a Japanese band called Nightmare. While they aren’t the best band in the world, his guitar, a custom designed ESP,  sizzles like your hand on a frying pan.

Sakito Guitar

$2,000+ / ESP Japan Custom Shop

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Ouija Boards

January 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm ($Expensive!, Bedroom, Living Room, Special)

These are custom made Ouija boards for calling up spirits from the neitherworld. Not regular spirit bums but fancy spirits that roam the world in tuxedos and party gowns attending high society events.

David Stoupakis, “Can You Hear Me?”
David Stoupakis, “Can You Hear Me?”, 20×14 Oil on Board

Carrie Ann Baade, Ladies Traveling Talking Board

Carrie Ann Baade, Ladies Traveling Talking Board c.1900 , 3″ x 14″ x 12″, Media: wood, bronze, glass, 18k gold leaf

Click link for photos of more handmade Ouija boards.

Stoupakis: $5,000 / Baade: $3690 / Copronason

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Hello Kitty Kontacts

January 17, 2008 at 11:44 am ($Expensive!, >$100, Special, Toys, Uncategorized)

That look of evil in your eyes isn’t pure evil- it’s only Hello Kitty. Creep out your friends and neighbors with these disturbing contacts.



Price Unknown / Kittyhell

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Tub of the Gods

January 10, 2008 at 2:21 pm ($Expensive!, Bathroom)

Looks like a glass blown pipe, smokes like a Ferrari Spyder. With some acid, you’d think YOU were the tub.

Acid Tub
Price: $26,000 Tub, $13,000 Tub Fixtures / Uberreview

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