The best way not to lose something is to blow it up 100 times in size and make it into a coffee table.
Somebody with a lot of time on their hands and a wild imagination (marijuana) came up with this nifty item- a fully working NES game controller that functions as a coffee table.
Check a video of the coffee table in action:
$ No Price / ultra-awesome.blogspot.com
P.S. – If you can’t get the table, i’ll gladly take the girl instead.