Orangacoo Monkey Clock

July 14, 2008 at 10:44 am (Uncategorized)

Birds are Dumb. Monkeys are better.  And more obnoxious.

The time is half past a bananna a and a quarter til taking a dump on your lawn.

Price: None yet. / Perpetual Kid


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It’s Handcuff Time

March 21, 2008 at 11:07 am (Uncategorized)

Giving new meaning to “serving your time”, this conceptual watch by Luis Berumen should make you a hit will all your cell mates. Especially in the shower.

via nexus404.com




$ None | LuisBeremen.com

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February 18, 2008 at 3:24 pm (Uncategorized)

If you are tired of looking at your fat neighbor walking around naked in his trailer all night, pull the shades down and pretend you just took a warm Calgon bath. While being sponged down by the fat neighbor.

Each blind is hand cut, but there’s nothing that says you can’t cut out similar patterns on a $15 blind.

Lazy ass.


$ No Price Yet / UberReview

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Pac Man Cupcakes

January 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm (Uncategorized)

Nothing gets me in the mood faster than seeing a tray full of Pac Man cupcakes.

For fun, put a marble in one prior to baking- the person that finds it wins a dollar!


$10? / Toplessrobot

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ESP Custom Sakito Guitar

January 25, 2008 at 3:44 pm ($Expensive!, >$250, Uncategorized)

 Sakito plays guitar for a Japanese band called Nightmare. While they aren’t the best band in the world, his guitar, a custom designed ESP,  sizzles like your hand on a frying pan.

Sakito Guitar

$2,000+ / ESP Japan Custom Shop

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Hello Kitty Kontacts

January 17, 2008 at 11:44 am ($Expensive!, >$100, Special, Toys, Uncategorized)

That look of evil in your eyes isn’t pure evil- it’s only Hello Kitty. Creep out your friends and neighbors with these disturbing contacts.



Price Unknown / Kittyhell

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LED Clock

January 11, 2008 at 8:31 am (Uncategorized)

The colors are pretty and they’re all dots. Reminds me of Skittles.


$35 / MoMa Store

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