Birds are Dumb. Monkeys are better. And more obnoxious.
The time is half past a bananna a and a quarter til taking a dump on your lawn.
Price: None yet. / Perpetual Kid
Giving new meaning to “serving your time”, this conceptual watch by Luis Berumen should make you a hit will all your cell mates. Especially in the shower.
$ None | LuisBeremen.com
If you are tired of looking at your fat neighbor walking around naked in his trailer all night, pull the shades down and pretend you just took a warm Calgon bath. While being sponged down by the fat neighbor.
Each blind is hand cut, but there’s nothing that says you can’t cut out similar patterns on a $15 blind.
$ No Price Yet / UberReview
Nothing gets me in the mood faster than seeing a tray full of Pac Man cupcakes.
For fun, put a marble in one prior to baking- the person that finds it wins a dollar!
$10? / Toplessrobot
Sakito plays guitar for a Japanese band called Nightmare. While they aren’t the best band in the world, his guitar, a custom designed ESP, sizzles like your hand on a frying pan.
$2,000+ / ESP Japan Custom Shop
That look of evil in your eyes isn’t pure evil- it’s only Hello Kitty. Creep out your friends and neighbors with these disturbing contacts.
Price Unknown / Kittyhell
The colors are pretty and they’re all dots. Reminds me of Skittles.
$35 / MoMa Store