I really should just write everything starting with an “i” so i can be as iCool iAs iApple… but i won’t.
Lasonic, one of the many companies responsible for the classic ghetto style boombox is gettin’ all futuristic and shizit with their iPod boombox, the i931.
Works just like the original, including the massive 10 D-Cell batteries required to run this bad boy. If the weight of it doesn’t kill you while walking down the street, a thug will as he robs you of yo blaster.
You go girl.
$220 / Urban Outfitters
Bought. I’m Pimp.
Mix designer Diddo Velema, some gas masks and a lot of alone time and you come out with these things. Made with diamonds, gold and other fancy materials, you’ll still manage to scare your friends- even while kind of looking like a sissy in the process. Blame Gucci and Luis Vitton for this stuff.
$Unknown / dvice.com
Giving new meaning to “serving your time”, this conceptual watch by Luis Berumen should make you a hit will all your cell mates. Especially in the shower.
$ None | LuisBeremen.com
He’s cute, cuddly and will end up setting your bed ablaze if you try to sleep with him. Another fine idea from SUCK UK.
Guess where the on/off switch is?
$ Price Uknown / SUCK UK
Nothing says ridiculous like a stupid cat toy. That’s why i’m happy someone has designed stylish recreation for once. SUCK UK, the best design team on the planet, created not only a tank but a fire truck that your cat can play in. Is he a soldier? Is he a fireman? Is he both? Does he really care what you just got for him?
$ Price Unknown / SUCK UK
I’ve been obsessed with bio mechanical robots ever since H.R. Giger and the Richard Stanley movie, Hardware. (Notice the similarity on the movie poster)
Coldly evocative yet almost sensual in its bronze metallic stare. Beautiful beautiful. Hand made by artist Christopher Conte. See his site for more otherworldly biomechanics.
$ Price Unknown / Christopher Conte
If you are tired of looking at your fat neighbor walking around naked in his trailer all night, pull the shades down and pretend you just took a warm Calgon bath. While being sponged down by the fat neighbor.
Each blind is hand cut, but there’s nothing that says you can’t cut out similar patterns on a $15 blind.
$ No Price Yet / UberReview
From BoingBoing.com comes the best game ever, Gloom. Read on for the description:
“The object of the game, in fact, is to make your characters as miserable as you possibly can. Each player has a family, a group of characters that they then play event cards on…
The really interesting thing about Gloom is the story-telling aspect of game play. Though not required, when you play an event card such as “Terrified by Topiary,” you may explain how this event occurs. Each character develops as more and more event cards are placed on it, so the character’s life story becomes increasingly unfortunate and, well, abnormal.”
Reminds me of Edward Gory, though i don’t know why.
$18.00 / Amazon.com
Already Purchased by Me!
The Germans gave us Volkswagens, David Hasselhoff and now, Cheeseburgers in a can. Peel off the top and pull out a delicious mass of bread, meat, lettuce, tomatoes and cheese- all squeezed and compressed into the shape of a small cylindrical can.
I imagine that the burger pictured is the inspiration for the idea and not the actual product. The end product probably resembles a tightly shaped mass of Spam that tastes surprisingly, like David Hasselhoff.
I’ve got a case on order.
3,95 Euro/ $6 /Gizmodo
Nothing gets me in the mood faster than seeing a tray full of Pac Man cupcakes.
For fun, put a marble in one prior to baking- the person that finds it wins a dollar!
$10? / Toplessrobot